"Just tried and failed to close the place down! The king size plate gets a huge amount of meat and the veg is a free for all. Tasty tasty!"
"Generous room service portions."
"St.Mungos lager is an outstanding beer! Try the Stornoway Black Pudding, bacon, rocket and parmesan pizza!"
"A pint close to the ground!"
"Buy your drinks and snacks for your journey elsewhere. Very expensive!"
"WiFi is free but you need to login with the details in the room. You can only login from one device at a time as its via a webpage"