"Amazing menu, an oven that flew here from Italy, and owners whose passion for food shows in every item! Hot tip: ask to try the homemade lemoncello!"
"Best Ruben I've had in my life? I think so. Kudos!"
"Please keep your belongings off the seat next to you, so others may sit down."
"I wanna name my dog Berwyn. Good thing I don't have pets."
"Have cashier do pricechecks, don't bother trying to do the math on triple discounts :)"