"Milkshakes are huge! Hopefully they'll get a better beer selection...."
"Great prices - but loos need some work!"
"Knowledgable beer selection advise for the pro or the newbie. Go here - buy beer - be happy!"
"Nice cafe - but bring cash as no cards. Remember to register you car number plate for parking - £90 fines are not nice."
"Try the floating islands and the sausage and mash."
"Top spot for craft beer in east london"