Alex Ash

"They don't have the veggie dog yet. Wait another week or two! Blasted false advertisement!"

"If you have to come here, come in with a good attitude. It will make your experience a lot more pleasant!"

"QUARANTINE IS LIFTED. INFECTED HAVE BEEN TAKEN CARE OF IN THE PROPER MANNER."

"THIS PLACE IS UNDER QUARANTINE PROTOCOL UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. DO NOT RISK EXPOSURE AND VISIT. THIS IS ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SHIT GOING ON!"