"Seems like I've been the only one in here for years, nice owner"
"It's Sunday and the sign says open till 2... It's 1:20 and the man inside is pretending he doesn't hear us knocking on the locked door."
"If you have to poop use the ag bathrooms"
"Don't let the looks fool ya Charlies is the best icecream in town!"
"Sketchy on the outside... But fantastic on the inside"