"GET $150 - $250 OFF ANY TABLET WHEN U SIGN WITH CABLE/INTERNET OR CABLE/INTERNET/PHONE!!! (LIMITED TIME ONLY)"
"Leave an 2 hours early if your going to a dodger game"
"The 18th is the DEADLINE!!!! FREE XBOX and $150 Best Buy with sign up to TIME WARNER CABLE (EXCLUSIVE THRU BEST BUY)!!!!"
"$29.99 (10mgs INTERNET), $19.99 (BASIC INTERNET), $34.99 (HD CABLE 250+ Ch's) NO CONTRACT, NO INSTALL FEE ~~~LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!!!~~~"
"Ask For Alex Or Crystal For Your Hook Up's On Cable+Internet+Phone With TIME WARNER CABLE. (Yezzzir)"
"Pop tarts and the pop corn hits da spot"