"Um, it's actually spelled with an O. Do, lo, res. Easy!"
"Garbage cans are few and far between, so remember to pack out your trash! (Yes, That includes beer cans.)"
"Beware! The outside tables are as wobbly as a rowboat in a storm swell."
"Bring a trash bag in, and bring your trash out -- at least all the way to the curbside garbage cans."
"Breakfast Burrito = Perfect Food"