"The second floor used to be cool, and now they remodeled it. I'm sure it looks good in brochures and on tours for prospective students- but it's function is honestly a joke. They need more tables."
"Hoop parties and picnics! Wooo!"
"TITOS VODKA ALL DAY FO DA LO"
"Victory Coffee now SELLS (not serves) beer and wine and stays open until 9pm Friday-Sunday! Delicious unique homemade baked goods, seasonal drinks, frequent buyer cards, AND super nice sexy baristas."
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"IT IS COLD. BRING A JACKET or get drunk"