"Best breakfast in Fairfield County. Love the Harborrito."
"Costly and no Bueno. If you want a Margarita this place is OK. If you just want a shot of of tequila skip this joint."
"Shenanigans! I call shenanigans!"
"Not bad... compared to my old fraternity house. Some rooms on lower levels have been redone and are alright. Upstairs rooms can be a bit rough. Hard to beat the price though."
"How in the H. E. Double Hockey Sticks is there not a Starbucks in this entire maze/dump of an airport?!?!"
"Ross is really less of a mayor and more of a ruthless dictator. Beware!"