"Watch out for snakes in the lobby"
"Tomato & Chipotle Soup is great"
"Try not to check in a bag on a Virgin if you can avoid it. Even if you have a boarding pass, the queue is usually long. Times this advice by 3 for Friday night flights"
"The aquarium floor is interesting. The bar's four cheese pizza is so good, it has five cheeses"
"Drinks aren't cheap but the view is spectacular. Lamb tacos are surprisingly good"
"Despite the announcements, there are actually no chickens at this airport. That's just how kiwis say check in."