"Ask for a medium soy latte, get a medium soy cappuccino. Every. Single. Time."
"Yuzu eskimo is amazing, but skip the ginger lime soda - it's impossible to drink."
"Don't be afraid - try The Professor. It's half organic limeade, half blond ale, and completely delicious. It goes great with Mac the Goat!"
"Nina is awesome! She makes amazing Dal and won't let you tip her - "No, if you give me a dollar, you paid too much for your lunch!" Also, free WiFi."
"Go during a major international soccer tournament - they put a flatscreen TV above the entryway. Order the panini caldi con pollo and a Limonata and enjoy the game with other superfans."
"Crispy. Pork. Belly. You need know nothing more."