"Carnitas burritos are amazing!"
"Also forgot our order even after we asked several times."
"Waited over an hour and a half. Will not ever come here again."
"Instead if a passcode, when you connect to the wifi log in as a registered guest with a made up a name and four digit room number."
"Oh my god peanut butter chocolate cookie. Thick block of happiness."
"Ask for the swirling dervish. It's not on the menu but they totally know what it is. Insist."