"The carrefour branded water they sell in the back is cheaper than the one they sell in the front. And not sweetened."
"Salsa VIP has fresh juices"
"Among 10 crappiest airports in the world, to transfer between terminals you must pass through security. Lines are very slow."
"Runway 25L is closed, when approaching, they require you now to tell them the specific runway you wanna land on"
"Oysters, sous vide steak"