"not like the other Philz coffee's"
"I've been traveling all over Asia for a year... This might be some of the best Mexican food on the *continent*, at least at a reasonable price!"
"They no longer have hookah"
"Good fried chicken here. Just opened up!"
"Don't come here for WiFi. If the router isn't working they won't do anything to fix it (none of the employees even know where it is). "Our WiFi is unstable""