Alex Temen

"No straws. 2011 and no freakin straws. Don't worry, they are external straw friendly. BYOS if you desire."

"So much toast, so little time. Actually, given enough time, all toasts can be had. Beware! They will get cold and that's no fun! But let's be honest, they will be taken home and eaten at 3am"

"Apache structure is always full so don't bank on parking there if you're running late."

"My reign. She begins."

"Come for a good time. Stay to engage in partisan debate."

"Come ye men, have no fear, good food, pretty girls, and cold frothy beer. Where girls wear their kilts, the pints always tilt, and there's no place friendlier than here."