"Worst pint of Guinness I've ever had. Truly confusing & ridiculous pub. Avoid."
"This place is awesome. Get an ale. Conservatory rules and the gents are decent. Winner."
"Gents. In the toilet, beware of the tap on the far right. Very loose indeed."
"Lads. Watch your step when entering the gents."
"Amazing range!! Could spend hours in here."
"The urinals are at a perfect height. Check it out."