"The security gates are a total fuckshow. Even if they happen to be functioning, they aren't doing it well."
"The channels are all preset. Even the employees can't change them."
"They have the most awesome Coke machine ever."
"The easiest dorm to break into at UGA."
"The store has a lot of space and free wi-fi, the staff is friendly and efficient, and there's parking – a major advantage over the downtown location."
"Don't bother playing in the toy section. I swear, the SAME employee is always there to protect the balls from teenaged activity."