"Order the Matador Combo! Easily feeds 2 people with leftovers to spare."
"Try the Shack Stack! regular burger with a deep fried portabella mushroom stuffed with gooey cheese on top!"
"Get The Quality Potato and/or the Corn Creme Brulee as a side."
"Every time I come here I just pray to god that I don't end up walking out with a buzz cut even though I just asked for a trim. Where else can you get a haircut for $20 though?"
"Try the steak hache au fromage. Delicious!"
"Try the red velvet cucakes!"