"Liz needs to get her own bike."
""A membership's how much?!""
""The scenery is here, wish you were beautiful!""
"Compensate for extraordinarily overpriced merchandise by scouring the dressing room for discarded dress shirt pins and collar stays."
"Hot waitresses. Hot dishes. What's not to like?!?"
"Septuagenarian Roland will be sure you have not stolen any merchandise by placing a small mark on your receipt with a highlighter upon exiting. The entire procedure is timely & quite simple, actually."