"Try the upstairs bar for quick service and a nice view of the patio."
"Only $22 for a basic pedi. Your feet will feel like new and the basic does the trick."
"You can print here for free. Print here instead of those other hot and noisy labs."
"They have some surprisingly lovely female restrooms!"
"Cookies and creme was phenomenal!"
"The communication and fine arts department has the best lounge in the building. Check it out on the 5th floor."