"Don't get the Spicy Chicken - the quality is like mall food court chicken dog foam."
"Gave it one last chance but the service is so ridiculously slow, it's not worth coming back."
"Blue cheese stuffed olives. Need I say more."
"Legit pecan bars and relaxing Restoration Hardware-esque décor."
"If you like cocktails with a bit of a kick, go for the Mexican Revolver. Added bonus for the friendly staff!"
"Don't go to the bathroom - they won't let you back in!"