"Best ice cream! Any of them are awesome"
"They are very nice here and don't try to rip you off"
"If you are not Mexican they are nasty to you"
"For as nice a place as this is, all of the women's bathrooms were tore up and had not been cleaned"
"The family fitting room smells like piss. Do yourself a favor and just use the separate male/female fitting rooms"
"Ask bartender chris to make an Irish bloody Mary for you"