"I walked to the back of the store to get something from site to store and they were having an employee meeting out in the open bashing employees who weren't at the meeting... like I wasn't there. Very"
"Got a kick ass couch from here. Love it!"
"The red cream soda has no taste. I thought it would be something like regular but it's odd."
"They hire idiots. You really can't even do THAT job?"
"Best mexican food in Portland. I promise! Mmmmmm!"