"Takes forever!!!! Bring a book"
"Orange coffee truck, oysters, Carmel sauce and pastured eggs are some of my favorites."
"Ask for a single espresso, I've always had them ask If I want the second shot for free!"
"Check the freezer for bacon, right now there's lamb, turkey and pork bacon from 3 different places. Num num!"
"Bring your one food, the fridge is bare and the owner rarely cooks, but there's good salami in the fridge."