"Go for the seafood. King crab, ceviche and sea bass are all very good. Great service too."
"No free wifi at delta terminal."
"Anoint the staircase with beer, as is tradition."
"Put on Kenny Loggins and shut the F up!"
"Grab some scotch and kill some Cylons."
"Steal the golf cart. It can be hotwired with a Swiss Army knife."