"Babymaker DIPA is solid, 8.5% but they serve it to you in a snifter. And everybody knows how uncool snifters are."
"King Joffrey's Mess Hall"
"No need to wipe; with the real iron throne."
"Try Dean's Skippy brand peanut butter fingers on pita bread. Then let him clean your teeth."
"Special or bust. Side of ranch and marinara."