"Pull a weed. One per trip per person keeps the gravel weed-free!"
"Glazed donuts: as good as Big Star's... or BETTER?"
"Buttermilk donuts are nice and crunchy."
"House special chicken is really good. So is the lo mein. So is are the dumplings. And the hot and sour soup. And the decor. All top-notch, really."
"79¢ Sara Lee Bread: loafs, buns, bagels. Fresh and soft!"
"Off-menu item: Mein Fun noodles with chicken, beef, or shrimp. Also can be ordered spicy, pepper/curry combined flavor--quite spicy!"