"I'll be sure to give your mom the message, John."
"Currently under construction until 12/21/2012. Please come back then."
"Yeah these people are dbags who don't understand the concept of foursquare. Don't come here with the intention of redeeming your check in for free food. They'll tell you to print it out."
"Here's a tip. Look both ways before you cross the street."
"I've only had two orders messed up in my chick Fil a history and both have been at this location. Fail."