"Try the meatballs - best I've had in ages!"
"Absolutely delicious. Well worth the price. Grab a seat upstairs and enjoy!"
"You pay €5 for a "tour" of the "museum" which is just one small room with a bit of equipment and a movie playing. Tasting is included however your only choices are blonde beer and dark beer."
"Join their loyalty club. Earn one point for every dollar spent."
"Try the lobster tower salad. Delicious."
"The empanadas are great and so are the dulce de leche pastries."