Ian Reilly

"Check out the light fittings in the front bar (1936) - they look like ornamental buttholes. Artsy!"

"Nine out of ten corridors guaranteed to be blocked with empty trolleys and carts full of stock. Obviously some sort of social experiment re: rats/mazes."

"Bottle shop stays open pretty late so good for a six pack after a late arrival home. Beer garden will be PACKED on a nice night all year round."

"Compliments rolling in for exec chef Derek's great new menu. They're not kidding either."

"Don't eat from the bins"

"Be careful where you park - some arsehole smashed my car and nicked off without leaving a note"