"Ridiculously Overpriced and mediocre food at most. It’s a trap"
"Nothing! Do not even try it. Overpriced and pretentious food. Place is dark and cold. Starters at $30,0000? Come on. If you still decide to go, do not dare to order desserts. Bring your own twinkie."
"The White fish was amazing. They also have a nice selection of wines reasonably priced."
"Chicharrón de calamares. La ensalada de camarones con dressing de maracuya, deliciosa."
"Pet-friendly, but wheel chair unfriendly. Come here with a stroller and you better find somewhere else to go. Shame on you."
"Go for the ribs. Very affordable!"