"No working pens at the tables to fill in the customs form (US departures). Borrow from the airline desks or BYO."
"Gord and Andrea's hotpot is yum. Free wifi available"
"Free wifi, great cozy environment, sure beats smoky Internet cafés!"
"Service is a bit slow..."
"Mobile reception on orange sux here. Consider bouygues telecom"
"Room #14 has crappy wireless Internet reception"