"Best Thai spot on 55th. Haven't tried anything I didn't like."
"you can play russian roulette on the jukebox and be happy with the selection every time."
"the 50 bus takes so damn long that i always run in here for a snack or beverage."
"the spaghetti is a little undercooked."
"byo reusable shopping bag, rubber band, and coupons."
"check out the barbie bedroom, dave-a-palooza's pride and joy."