"Cinnamon got sooooooo fat!"
"The coffee machine is back!"
"The new sauce wilbers revenge will kick ya in the booty!!! Yikesss!"
"There's a place down town, where the freaks all come around, its a hole in the wall, its a dirty free for all! Karaoke Thursday Friday and saturdays! Oh and me and jolene! :)"
"Dear medium blizzard, I remember when u used to be called small."
"Please remember that the walls are paper thin and to respect your neighbors"