"The sauces are insanity"
"The steamed pork dumplings are worth murdering for"
"The chicken and waffles wasn't anything to write home about - the waffle was rubbery and mushy. The chicken breading was so dense it was hard to chew. The gravy was good."
"Watch out for childhood obesity"
"Bob z your on notice, the troft is MINE!"
"This place is for busted up hos. You go for the glory hole an you leave with gonorrhea"