Amanda 💜

"If you like spending thirty seconds crushing your femurs and on the brink of unconsciousness then this is the ride for you!"

"my $35 manicure with gel on top is already chipped and horrible looking not even a week later! cool!"

"why bother when chipotle is right down the street?"

"dear jennifer r...this is not your bed."

"hammy is squishy."

"this isn't just for kids! I loved it!"