"Even though it's not advertised, make sure you get a flight of their beers."
"Get the magic mocha. It's chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate!"
"Let them know if it's your first time. They'll let you sample some of their dishes!"
"Check out all the old school Astros memorabilia! Make sure and visit the ladies restroom to see an article comparing the Astrodome to the Eifle Tower and the Roman Coliseum."
"Slowest McDonald's ever."