"You might not want to stay here. Our phone didn't work, they booked the wrong room style for us, and there were yellow and blood stains on our sheets. Better places to stay in Memphis."
"Very nice and pretty quick service - especially compared to the Comcast office down the road."
"Leroy is very nice. Don't ask for Bobby, found him very unhelpful."
"Awesome fried pickle chips, you gotta try it!"