"Third floor has some pretty good lookin ladies. For reals, check it out."
"It's a Friday night and it's lame here. Only good thing is that I jut paid $4 for a Jack and diet. I wouldn't make a conscious decision to come again. Dumb."
"Don't come here unless you are literally dying, and even then... Just go to the hospital. This place is a JOKE"
"Bethany, the chef, is amazing. Order an omelette for breakfast! You won't be disappointed!"
"The heated mattress pad is amazing ;)"