"Check out the zyto scan!! It's amazing!! Feeling a bit more fatigued lately? We have amazing deals on B12 shots!!"
"Bring a shovel and maybe some food/water/blanket. Could be staying for awhile if not careful!"
"Be warned mama Jo will feel you till you can't move!"
"Give couch monster some love!"
"AED is located right above water fountain on 3rd floor. :-)"
"Give momma kitty a wet ones wipe for her dingle berries... Poor cat"