"Stop slouching... God saw that. Sit up straight."
"This just may be the most hood place in the solar system. Its a portal to another more ghetto dimension."
"These just might be the best onion rings ever!!"
"Its gonna be on a popping this summer! If you come over bring a hula hoop, rollerskates, fuel, or somethig else to play with!!!"
"If you are a customer... Please dont be rude to the staff. They work really hard and are underpaid to deal with your attitudes. Just smile! They want to make your experience pleasant too!"
"New owners are cleaner and atmosphere is better. Watch out for staff tho. Real uptight :/"