"Recession Buster Dinner + Half Price Wine = Irresistable!!"
"Check out their specialty drink menu! Surprisingly delicious! You can't go wrong with The Duke or the Marilyn Monroe!"
"Bet your appetizer! We drew the high card and got out appetizer for free! The Cowboy Grilled Cheese was AMAZING!!!!"
"Here's a tip...Don't visit in August!"
"Don't answer the door at 2am!"