"Pumpkin pie bagels are delicious!"
"Get a shipwreck to share! Perfect size for two people, and super delicious. Try the picante if you like a little but of spicy."
"Best guacamole and bean dip. Period. Vegans: bean dip comes with cheese!"
"Don't try to get in on karaoke unless you're a regular!! They will make you wait forever and def play favorites."
"Check out the glorious mudhole!"
"Use the upstairs bathroom. There is never a line!"