"Don't come here! You could get better service from parrots. They could care less about any plans you have. #swindles"
"When you see the Buick lacrosse in the lot, the boss is in the bldg. guaranteed quick service! Truth"
"Fried Haddock all day. Get it while supplies last"
"Try the produce. Cryogenic I think, but delicious"
"Order food "to go". Shorter line"