"Watch your doors. No one knows how to park here."
"60 cents for soy milk now? Uhh, no thanks."
"Well good for you, Chris 22. Go back to Taco Bell. This place is great. Fresh and cheap! Lots of vegetarian options."
"The guy in here is SO nice!!"
"Oh, were you planning on going somewhere? Too bad. It would be faster if you walked."
"Classy. Typical clientele: Backwards orange trucker hat that says "DON'T BE A SLUT" & shirt with a gingerbread man in bed with a gingerbread woman with her crotch bitten off and icing everywhere."