"Don't go out of your way to come here. The cashier couldn't figure out that we wanted beans instead of meat. The. It took longer than it should have to make our 4 tacos."
"Come over only if you like animals (lots!) and good conversation :)"
"Best waitress I've had in a long time!"
"Japanese pan noodles...can't go wrong!"
"Sweet potato fries?!? Yes, please!"
"The jacuzzi suite is nice :)."