"Bartenders are hilarious. Great place when you're stuck at this shit hole air port."
"Best service in Alton. I'll never go anywhere else!"
"I'm the sherif of this shit on four square."
"Pay no attention to the guy here that talks about fitness robots in his sleep."
"Best bar in Alton. Hands down."
"Love this place! I was seen immediately, and the staff is wonderful!"