"If it's busy, turn around and walk out because there's a 100% chance your order will be wrong. If there are no customers that day, you might stand a chance of it being right."
"Be prepared for a call telling you they're going to charge you MORE when they accidentally ring up your order incorrectly. No apologies, either."
"They're so nice and will fill up your tires for free!"
"Try the shrimp and grits! It's citrusy, which is a nice change."
"It's the first place I've found around here that gets lamb roganjosh right!"
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."