"Try the new grilled chicken nuggets! They're delicious!"
"Best sushi in town hands down! Must try the signature house roll, the Mikado Roll! It is heaven!"
"They always take FOREVER to take your order. And they take FOREVER to bring your check."
"I guess the guys everyone is raving about in all the tips no longer work here. The girl making my sandwich was talking to someone else the whole time & barely looked at me while taking my order. Rude."
"Free coffee for grand opening week!"