"14 Hawthorne Express does not hit all stops from downtown to Foster & 99th. First stop is 39th & Hawthorne*"
"A place you can work on your humps your humps, and those lovely lady lumps. Checkit out!"
"Gets kinda crazy here sometimes so be sure to join in on the fun! Beware of Team Blackout!"
"Come over and go out on the town!"
"If you're in need of some Wiiings..."